Friday, February 03, 2012

They're coming

This morning I had an informal meeting with one of the vendors at work. This is a lady I respect; she is a middle aged professional, easy to work with and provides outstanding service. Don’t ask me how, but suddenly I found myself having the most surreal conversation with her. Here are the highlights:


• The aliens are coming to save us. In fact, they have been watching over us for millennia and are now slowly making us aware of their presence.

• The governments of the world already know, of course, because they know everything.

• NASA are fully aware of a great mother ship in space in the vicinity of Earth, but they won’t disclose this information due to the risk of mass panic.

• The aliens came 26,000 years ago and did two significant things: Built the pyramids and evolved the human race.

• There are pyramids everywhere. Some of them remain undiscovered, like the ones in Eastern Europe.

• The pyramids of Earth have recently begun emitting a sort of light, an aura if you like, that can be seen with special equipment from space. This aura has healing powers. NASA again are fully aware.

• President Obama is one of them – he is in constant contact with the aliens and they want him to gently bring their existence to the attention of the world.

Throughout this conversation I kept waiting for her to laugh and say “Haha, I got you!”, but the moment never came. She was completely serious, and I was so fascinated by the whole thing I could do nothing but nod and encourage her discourse.

Further, the aliens are called the Galactic Federation of Light and are messengers between us and god – angels I suppose. They are coming to evolve us further and teach us love, peace and understanding. There are however amongst us “dark ones” or “dark souls” who are not able to evolve and will stay primitive.

There is actually currently an offer for a limited number of people to go up to the spaceship and travel to different planets. This acquaintance of mine has put her name down on the list, hoping to be one of the lucky few.

So if she is not there next time I go looking for her, I’ll know where she is and I’ll wave to the sky.

5 comments:

pappa said...

Det är olika som man säger.

Phil said...

I thought all of that was common knowledge!

Anna said...

OMG

Kusin Monica said...

Ja, det kan ju vara bra att ha lite inside information när det väl blir dags...

Lena said...

This scares me.