The Harvester

My dear husband suffers from an addiction to strategic computer games. Every night we enter the bedroom together - and then part ways. I go to bed, he goes to the computer nook to fire up The Harvester. I have given this name to his gaming PC because it illustrates the laborious noises it makes.

Strangely, it has now reached a point where I can't go to sleep without the incessant humming of The Harvester in the background. Seriously.