Spider revenge

I don't feel that the Australian spiders are cooperating with me at the moment. Suddenly, over night, they have decided that a certain path through the woods is the perfect place to put up their webs. This is all well, if it wasn't for the fact that I use the very same path on my morning runs.

Now, I am not terribly worried about spiders or spiderwebs. But I have limits. These webs are unpleasantly sturdy, to a degree where they go PING as they break. I dare you to think of the size of spider that makes this kind of web.

And now I am covered in the stuff and rather convinced that the inhabitants of said webs are sitting on my back planning their revenge.