The art of sunscreen application

Today I spent my first day on the beach in a cozzie (swimming costume, for those not familiar with the lingo). I did however not venture into the sea. It was freezing and I am still not convinced it is quite safe.

I had applied sunscreen to Dwayne's back, but left him in charge of his own front. See photo below for results. (I applied my own sunscreen and gave Dwayne some stern directions when helping with my back, so I am still as pasty as I was before).

Finger print tan. Most attractive.